Warnings Signs That You Might Need A Different Lawyer

You met him in prison.
During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.
He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
He tells you that he's never told a lie.
He asks a hostile witness to "pull my finger."
A prison guard is shaving your head.

Rating: 5/10