Super Bowl Blues
A man sitting through the first quarter of the Super Bowl can't help but notice the conspicuously vacant seat next to the man to the right of him. Wanting to make polite conversation he leans over to the man and says "Can you believe someone paid all that money for a seat to the Super Bowl and then doesn't show up?"
The man turns to him and says "That's my wife's seat she recently passed away."
"Oh I am so sorry to hear that." the first man said, "didn't anyone else in your family want the Ticket?"
The second man never took his eyes from the football game, "Sure, they did, but they're all at the funeral."