Me Want To Be Like White Man

An Indian walks into a bar with a bag in one hand and a cat in the other. He sits down at the bar and orders a whiskey, throws the bag in the corner, pulls out his gun and shoots the bag, causing shit to fly out of the bag. He then starts to eat the cat, slamming the whiskey afterwards.
The dumbfounded bartender asks "What the hell are you doing?!"
The Indian replies "Me want to be like white man--drink whiskey eat pussy and shoot the shit."

Rating: 7/10