Female Golf Pro
There were three men waiting to tee off at hole#1 when a beautiful lady walked up to them and asked if she could join them, and of course they said yes!
She was putting for an even round on 18. She had about a 50 foot put for par. She turned and asked the guys, "Who ever gives me the correct way to put this, i will give them a blowjob."
So the first guy says "Just putt it straight and it will go in!" She said nope!
The next guy says, "Put it to the right, and it will slant home!" She said no!
The last guy walks up and says, "Looks like a gimme to me..."